Uh...yes, officer?
I clocked you at 40 mph back there. Do you know what the speed limit is hey-ah?
Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 mph.
Step out of the car, please, sir.
Wait a second. Aren't you Stan's little friend?
Sir, step out of the car, please.
Yeah. You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house.
Ey! I am a cop, and you will respect my authority!
Yeah, right. You better get back to school, little boy. [Cartman hits Randy's shin] Ow!
Get your ass to jail!
Ow! Hey, what the heck're you doing?! You can't do that! Ow! Ow!
Sweet.
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