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S2 E1

South Park · Season 2, Episode 1

Scott, Terrance and others in “Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus”

Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God! J'accuse, Terrance!

Would you like a 'Monkey Claw', Phillip?

Yes please. [Terrance farts]

That's called the 'Monkey Claw', because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

The 'Monkey Claw' is smelly.

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