Mr. Garrison, Cartman and others in “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo”

The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus.

Cartman

Thanks to Kyle's mother.

Kyle

Shut up, Cartman!

So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus, Christmas songs?

Yes, Eric?

Cartman

How about we sing Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch in D minor?

Kyle

I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman!