TMrs. Tweak
[to her husband after Cartman leaves; annoyed] Told you our furniture sucked! [walks away]
“City People” · Season 25, Episode 3
In this episode: Eric Cartman (3), Liane (2)
[angrily pulling up in front of the Black's old residence and gets out of her van] YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN!!
This is my listing, Mom!
[starts running towards him] I have had it with you! Come here, RIGHT NOW!!!
Ahg! Help! Somebody call Child Protective Services!
Eric, you're only making it worse!
I am not doing a co-brokering deal, Mom, it's not gonna happen!
This isn't about that, Eric, and you know it! You're upset. You're upset because you don't want your mom to have a job!
That isn't true.
It is true! You're scared and you're jealous that a job will take my attention away from you!
You just want to offer the sellers a lower commission to list this house and it's not going to work, Mom!
It's okay to be scared, Eric! I know that I'm the only family you have, but you're making everything worse for us!
[Cartman and Liane sold their house and moved into the old Coney Island Hot Dog Restaurant after Liane gave in and quit her job]
Weak. I live in a hot dog.
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