Ahg! Help! Somebody call Child Protective Services!
Eric, you're only making it worse!
I am not doing a co-brokering deal, Mom, it's not gonna happen!
This isn't about that, Eric, and you know it! You're upset. You're upset because you don't want your mom to have a job!
That isn't true.
It is true! You're scared and you're jealous that a job will take my attention away from you!
You just want to offer the sellers a lower commission to list this house and it's not going to work, Mom!
It's okay to be scared, Eric! I know that I'm the only family you have, but you're making everything worse for us!
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