Billy Mays, Walter Cronkite and others in “Dead Celebrities”

Hi, Billy Mays here for the little Country Handy Pillow. Are you tired of sitting in limbo? Lost somewhere between planes of existence? Well now there's a product that can help you--

Will somebody shut his fucking mouth?! I can't take it anymore!

This is bad enough without having to constantly listen to you try and sell your stupid crap, Mays!

With just two easy steps, I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls!

As much as this sucks, it's better than living in a world where it costs $2 for a passenger vehicle to go through a toll booth in West Virginia.

Don't forget the electronic toll collection in Ohio.