“Hell on Earth 2006” quotes from South Park

Satan, we have a problem.

What?

One of the guests has turned up in a Crocodile Hunter costume, and it's really offending some of the other guests.

Oh, jeez. [walks across the party to a guest in a Crocodile Hunter outfit with a stingray hanging off his chest] Erm, er, dude, the whole Crocodile Hunter thing, it's just a little soon, you know. I mean, he only died a few weeks ago. It's just not cool. Gotta leave.

But it's me, Satan! Steve Irwin! I am the Crocodile Hunter!

Oh. Oh, but then dude, no costume. Sorry, you're going to have to go!

[being dragged away] Wait! I thought we were friends!

Oh, hey Sinatra!

[having been told his guests don't care about the Acura cake] It's not about them, it's about meeeeeeeeee!

Wow, what a jerk.

[to crowd] Everybody, I'm sorry. Halloween is for you. It's for all of you who make my life so special. If I don't realize that, then I'm no better than a rich American teenage girl.

[pulling up to the house as Butters runs out] Butters! We told you to be in bed! What are you doing?

Butters

[traumatized] I summoned Biggie Smalls, the hip-hop rapper!

You had a nightmare. Turn around and get back in your room, right now!

Butters

But, Dad, Biggie Smalls is gonna bust a cap in my ass!

Well, do you want to get shot or you want to be grounded? [Butters runs back inside the house and to his room, screaming; to Linda] Honestly, why do you let him watch that darned Black Entertainment Channel?

Then at midnight for dessert, I was thinking we could bring out a giant chocolate fondue fountain.

Oh yeah. P. Daddy had his birthday here a couple of years back and he had one of those.

Oh, screw that, then. I don't want a fondue fountain if P. Daddy had one.

Does it matter?

Yes, it matters! I don't want to do it if Daddy did it!

How about a donut machine?

[to hotel owner] Did Daddy do it?

Daddy did do it.

A full ice cream bar!

Daddy did it.

Damn it, what didn't Daddy do?!