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“Follow that Egg!” · Season 9, Episode 10
In this episode: Ms. Garrison (3), Stan Marsh (1), Kyle Broflovski (1)
Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies! [teasing] Two daddies, two daddies!
Do you really think my hat is stupid?
As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.
[At a rally against same-sex marriage]
We need to tell the Governor and the world that gay marriage is not OK! That homosexuals cannot muddy our traditions! And there is only one way for us to make that message very clear! We need to round up three or four queers and beat the living hell out of them! [the crowd is silent] Come on, everybody! Let's get some queers and some trucks and have us a good ol'-fashioned Fag Drag!
[the crowd is still silent]
MIMan in Anti-Homosexual Rally
Well, er, we were thinking we could just go appeal to the Governor.
Appeal to the Governor?! Come on, where's your balls?! Fag drag!
MIMan in Anti-Homosexual Rally 2
We don't hate homosexuals... We just don't want them to get married.
MIMan in Anti-Homosexual Rally 3
Yeah, we were just thinking of asking the Governor to veto the bill.
[less confidently, disappointedly] F-fag drag?
GGovernor
...while gays can still live together as "butt buddies" and straights can keep the title of marriage sacred. And everyone is happy.
LILesbian in Crowd
What about lesbians?
[small murmurs among the lesbians]
GGovernor
Well like anyone cares about fucking dykes!
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