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Sons of Anarchy · Season 1, Episode 15

Jax Teller, Chibs Telford and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Half-Sack tows in a BMW with a deer in the windshield]

Jax Teller

Some days you're the Beamer, some days you're the goddamn deer.

Chibs Telford

Some yuppie creamed it out by the streams.

Jax Teller

He run into it or hit a tree while it was giving him head?

KHKip 'Half-Sack' Epps

How the hell you want me to get it out of there? [Jax gets a chainsaw] Come on. Jesus, man.

Jax Teller

Just pretend its carve your own steak night at The Sizzler.

KHKip 'Half-Sack' Epps

I don't eat meat, man.

Jax Teller

Figure it out, grunt.

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