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Sonic the Hedgehog
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Robotnik and Snivley test the Race-Bot's speed]

500 miles per hour, sir.

Oh, that's good.... that's very good, indeed. Too bad it was only going half it's speed. Surprise surprise, hedgehog...

Well, well, well. Who is this, Little Red Rodent Hood? [chuckles evilly at Sonic's disguise as Sonic tries to hide his face] A little shy are we? No matter, on with the race! And may my best machine, win.

She is thinking I am a complete fuel.

A fuel?

Yes. A fuel, a fuel! Why is this so difficulting to understand? [Rotor looks on confused] A fuel is a stupid person.

Oh, you mean a fool.

The hedgehog did what? [turns his chair around to face a Swat-bot] You have failed me for the last time! [presses a button on his chair and a trapdoor opens dropping the Swat-bot down and landing with a “CRASH!” Cluck clucks mechanically, while Snively gasps in horror. Robotnik beckons a finger.] Come here, Snively.

[nervously] W-wait sir, I can explain. We tried to stop him sir, but he destroyed the shredder and...

Come here...

The princess, she is not even noticing I am alive.

Sonic's a tough act to follow. You'd have to do something major to get Sally's attention.

And how, I ask, do I do that?

I dunno... [jokingly] ...Capture Robotnik and bring him to Knothole?

Check it out, Sonic.

Man, that is beautiful. From here, you can't tell Robotnik's destroying the whole place.

We'll get him, Sonic.

Yeah. He's nothin' but a nothin'.

SRSaxophone Robot

Where is your station?

Spy sensors.

SRSaxophone Robot

A Brain Bot, huh? We don't like Brain Bots here!

Yeah, must be a bummer not to have a brain.

SRSaxophone Robot

I have a brain!

Yeah? Bet you can't even answer a dumb question!

SRSaxophone Robot

Try me.

Okay, where are the spy sensors?

SRSaxophone Robot

Building 105, South Tower.

Cool. You do have half a brain.

Listen closely, Snivley. It could be crucial to your health. The hedgehog... and his band of fools... will be eliminated! Do I make myself clear?

Y-yes, sir. Very... very clear, sir.

[the Knothole citizens cheer for Sonic and Rotor]

Where is Rotor?

Right here. [pushing a new invention over] It's a nifty quill designer. Built especially for hedgehogs. You could use it, Sonic. All that electricity trashed your 'do. Give it a shot!

[Sonic puts on the helmet and runs on the treadmill. It lifts him into the air, revealing a forward mohawk style]

Uh-oh.

Uh... nice quills.

[pulls out a mirror] AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[repeated line throughout the episode]

Sonic, where were you when the brains were handed out?

[talking in his sleep] Oh, you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. You make my heart stop... my mouth water!

[Sally blushes, thinking he is talking about her]

Yes... there's nothing like a chili dog.

[annoyed] Oh, brother.

My princess! I am too to be writing you a "pum".

A "pum"?

Yes, a "pum"!

Oh, a "poem"!

Yes, that is what I am saying. [clears throat] I am a royal guard, straight and true. And I would be giving my life for you.

Excuse me while I chunk my chili...

You are insulting my pum?!

No, your "pum" insults itself.

[after confronting Griff about the stolen Power Stone]

GGriff

I'm sorry, Sonic. But we were desperate.

That doesn't mean you can steal. We're all in this fight against Ro-butt-nik together!

[playing his guitar] You put the pedal to the metal, and baby, I guarantee!

You'll be juicin' to the 10th degree!

Crankin' supersonic, you know I gotta rule, and I'm waa-aa-aay past cool!

But I don't want to say good-bye! Please stay with us, Baby-T! We can keep playing together. We could play dirt hockey and stuff!

BTBaby-T

Got to stay with Momma-T. You come with us.

I can't, Baby-T. The Freedom Fighters need me. Bye, Baby-T... stay cool, huh?

BTBaby-T

Yeah, way past cool. Got to juice it loose!

Oh, my gosh. All this time, and he ends up talking like you. [looks in Sonic's direction]

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