Ant quotes from Sonic the Hedgehog

I am so tired.... I could pop.

What are we looking for, Sally?

Sally

Something called "the Chair".

Antoine

Oh... "the Bed" sounds too much nicer.

She is thinking I am a complete fuel.

A fuel?

Yes. A fuel, a fuel! Why is this so difficulting to understand? [Rotor looks on confused] A fuel is a stupid person.

Oh, you mean a fool.

The princess, she is not even noticing I am alive.

Sonic's a tough act to follow. You'd have to do something major to get Sally's attention.

And how, I ask, do I do that?

I dunno... [jokingly] ...Capture Robotnik and bring him to Knothole?

My princess! I am too to be writing you a "pum".

Sally

A "pum"?

Yes, a "pum"!

Sally

Oh, a "poem"!

Yes, that is what I am saying. [clears throat] I am a royal guard, straight and true. And I would be giving my life for you.

Sonic

Excuse me while I chunk my chili...

Antoine

You are insulting my pum?!

Sonic

No, your "pum" insults itself.

Sally

It's Sonic!

I thought I detected a foul odor.

Sonic

[runs back] Aw, Antoine. You're lookin' a little green! Actually, keep it! You look better green!

Sonic

You ain’t lived till you’ve had one of my old dogs! [squeezes open a can of chili, causing it to bounce off the walls and hit Antoine in the face]

Y-you... [crying out of frustration]

Sonic

Chill, roomie! You can have another helping!

Another helping... [laughs, then faints]