Snively quotes from Sonic the Hedgehog

Robotnik

The hedgehog did what? [turns his chair around to face a Swat-bot] You have failed me for the last time! [presses a button on his chair and a trapdoor opens dropping the Swat-bot down and landing with a “CRASH!” Cluck clucks mechanically, while Snively gasps in horror. Robotnik beckons a finger.] Come here, Snively.

Snively

[nervously] W-wait sir, I can explain. We tried to stop him sir, but he destroyed the shredder and...

Robotnik

Come here...

Snively

Welcome home, Dr. Robotnik. Exciting trip?

Robotnik

Shut up, Snivley.

Robotnik

Any news about the hedgehog?

Snively

N-not exactly, sir

Robotnik

What do you mean "not exactly"? Either there is, or there isn't.

Snively

Well, you see, I- [a red light flashes] Emergency sign, Dr. Robotnik! Monitor 10!

Robotnik

Isn't that one of those accursed Freedom Fighters?

Snively

Affirmative, sir. His name is Tails, he is usually accompanied by Sonic.

Robotnik

Capture him. Perhaps his cries will flush out the hedgehog.

Robotnik

Snively.

Snively

Sir?

Robotnik

Have you noticed there are caves along the top of the canyon wall, but none at ground level?

Snively

Oh. Yes, Sir.

Robotnik

What does that tell you?

Snively

That the wolves... [yelps] used to be very tall?

Robotnik

[shudders in anger before saying calmly] It means... they're camouflaging the lower entrances. [screams bloody murder] FIND THEEEEEMMM!!!!!!

Snively

Yes, sir. [his Hoverunit fires zaps into the canyon; a cave is then revealed] Bingo, bingo! Yes!

Snively

[being held hostage by Sonic] Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

Sonic

Good boy, Snobbly. How 'bout a tour?

Snively

Tour?

Sonic

Yeah. Let's start with the ol' power station. Now, tell Chrome-dome to release Tails.

Snively

Release the prisoner!

Sonic

You okay, little buddy?

Tails

No problem.

Sonic

[to Snively] Tell them all to return to stations.

Snively

Return to stations!

Sonic

The hedgehog is way, way past cool.

Snively

The hedgehog is way, wa...huh? Hey!

Sonic

Gotcha, Snobbly! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Snively

[mumbles] Your stupidity will ruin everything, you ugly boil...

Robotnik

WHAT was that, Snively?!

Snively

Uh, heh-heh. I said the Doomsday Machine's going to need more oil, sir!

Sonic

No more Ro-butt-nik. Too bad.

Sally

What? "Too bad"?

Sonic

Hey, without a villain, what are heroes gonna do?

Sally

You'll always be my hero, Sonic (the) Hedgehog. [she and Sonic hug, then look at each other and kiss. And their kiss triggers the energies of the Power Stones in them, conjuring fireworks in progress as the citizens and Freedom Fighters continue celebrating]

Snively

YE-E-E-ES! [laughs manically] The big round guy, finally let Sonic defeat him. Well, don't celebrate too soon, hedgehog! Now, it's my turn! [laughs maniacally, then winks] Ah. And I'm NOT ALONE! [a pair of red eyes glow in the shadows]