Robotnik quotes from Sonic the Hedgehog

Robotnik

The hedgehog will pay dearly for this, Snivley! Mark my words.

Robotnik

Well, well, well. Who is this, Little Red Rodent Hood? [chuckles evilly at Sonic's disguise as Sonic tries to hide his face] A little shy are we? No matter, on with the race! And may my best machine, win.

Robotnik

I really hate that hedgehog! I hate him! I hate him! HATE HIM! Hate! Hate! Hate, HAAAAAATE! Gah! Whoooo! *screams*

Dr. Robotnik

I don't suppose you could tell me the location of Knothole, princess.

Sally

Certainly... when you get a life!

[in Sally's voice] When you get a life!

Sally

4 seconds...

Robotnik

Snivley, what is that sound?

I don't know, sir.

Sonic

[as the winds pick up intensely] Bingo, baby!

Sally

Sonic! Are you okay, Sonic?

Sonic

Yeah, but Ro-butt-nik isn't. He's history!

Bunnie

Robotnik dead? I just can't believe that.

Sonic

Believe it.

Rings, Ruins, Submission, Slavery, Teleport...

Robotnik

Oh, that's it! Teleports! Exactly what I need!

Name target.

Robotnik

Sonic the Hedgehog.

Target out of range. Name target.

Robotnik

Princess Sally.

Confirm target.

Robotnik

Affirmative.

Sally

What happened? How did I...?

Robotnik

Take her!

Sally

[in horror] Robotnik!

500 miles per hour, sir.

Robotnik

Oh, that's good.... that's very good, indeed. Too bad it was only going half it's speed. Surprise surprise, hedgehog...

Robotnik

The hedgehog did what? [turns his chair around to face a Swat-bot] You have failed me for the last time! [presses a button on his chair and a trapdoor opens dropping the Swat-bot down and landing with a “CRASH!” Cluck clucks mechanically, while Snively gasps in horror. Robotnik beckons a finger.] Come here, Snively.

Snively

[nervously] W-wait sir, I can explain. We tried to stop him sir, but he destroyed the shredder and...

Robotnik

Come here...

Robotnik

Listen closely, Snivley. It could be crucial to your health. The hedgehog... and his band of fools... will be eliminated! Do I make myself clear?

Y-yes, sir. Very... very clear, sir.

Snively

Welcome home, Dr. Robotnik. Exciting trip?

Robotnik

Shut up, Snivley.

Robotnik

Any news about the hedgehog?

Snively

N-not exactly, sir

Robotnik

What do you mean "not exactly"? Either there is, or there isn't.

Snively

Well, you see, I- [a red light flashes] Emergency sign, Dr. Robotnik! Monitor 10!

Robotnik

Isn't that one of those accursed Freedom Fighters?

Snively

Affirmative, sir. His name is Tails, he is usually accompanied by Sonic.

Robotnik

Capture him. Perhaps his cries will flush out the hedgehog.

Robotnik

Status report, Snivley.

Yes, sir. 85% of the population captured and awaiting roboticization. However, some remain unaccounted for. One described as a very fast blue hedgehog.

Robotnik

Blue hedgehog? Eh, nothing to fret about.

Robotnik

Who are you?

Sonic

Someone you're gonna learn to hate, Ro-butt-nik.

Robotnik

I already hate you.

Robotnik

Snively.

Snively

Sir?

Robotnik

Have you noticed there are caves along the top of the canyon wall, but none at ground level?

Snively

Oh. Yes, Sir.

Robotnik

What does that tell you?

Snively

That the wolves... [yelps] used to be very tall?

Robotnik

[shudders in anger before saying calmly] It means... they're camouflaging the lower entrances. [screams bloody murder] FIND THEEEEEMMM!!!!!!

Snively

Yes, sir. [his Hoverunit fires zaps into the canyon; a cave is then revealed] Bingo, bingo! Yes!

Snively

[mumbles] Your stupidity will ruin everything, you ugly boil...

Robotnik

WHAT was that, Snively?!

Snively

Uh, heh-heh. I said the Doomsday Machine's going to need more oil, sir!