A character in Sonic the Hedgehog
Allow moi, madamoiselle.
Thanks, sugah. [Antoine takes her by her robot hand, accidentally pulling off her arm] Oh, dear... Ah'm just fallin' apart!
Where's Sonic and Sally?
Well, they were right behind me, when-
CANNONBALL! [dives into hay pile]
[Sonic runs in circles around the Sally Robot, causing it to short circuit]
Boy, Robotnik's really good. She fooled everybody!
Except Tails.
[regaining his free will] Sonic... is that you, Sonnie?
Uncle Chuck! Yes! Man, it's good to see you! [hugs Uncle Chuck]
I missed you too, Sonnie. Still good lookin' and always cookin', eh Sonnie boy?
You got it, Unc. Shakin' and bakin'.
Princess Sal... Rotor... Bunnie... oh, it's a real treat to see you all again.
Welcome back, Charles.
How you doing, Chuck?
Dr. Hedgehog.... [salutes] Bonjour.
Ha, ha... bonjour Antoine!
I am so tired.... I could pop.
What are we looking for, Sally?
Something called "the Chair".
Oh... "the Bed" sounds too much nicer.
Who the hoo-hah was that?
It was the Guardian.
Who's "the Guardian"?
More like "what". Legends say he watches over the resting place of Lazaar.
What's Lazaar?
Not "what"… "who".
[confused] Who is what?!
She is thinking I am a complete fuel.
A fuel?
Yes. A fuel, a fuel! Why is this so difficulting to understand? [Rotor looks on confused] A fuel is a stupid person.
Oh, you mean a fool.
The princess, she is not even noticing I am alive.
Sonic's a tough act to follow. You'd have to do something major to get Sally's attention.
And how, I ask, do I do that?
I dunno... [jokingly] ...Capture Robotnik and bring him to Knothole?
Check it out, Sonic.
Man, that is beautiful. From here, you can't tell Robotnik's destroying the whole place.
We'll get him, Sonic.
Yeah. He's nothin' but a nothin'.
[the Knothole citizens cheer for Sonic and Rotor]
Where is Rotor?
Right here. [pushing a new invention over] It's a nifty quill designer. Built especially for hedgehogs. You could use it, Sonic. All that electricity trashed your 'do. Give it a shot!
[Sonic puts on the helmet and runs on the treadmill. It lifts him into the air, revealing a forward mohawk style]
Uh-oh.
Uh... nice quills.
[pulls out a mirror] AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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