Antoine quotes from Sonic the Hedgehog

Antoine

Allow moi, madamoiselle.

Bunnie

Thanks, sugah. [Antoine takes her by her robot hand, accidentally pulling off her arm] Oh, dear... Ah'm just fallin' apart!

Where's Sonic and Sally?

Bunnie

Well, they were right behind me, when-

Sonic

CANNONBALL! [dives into hay pile]

[regaining his free will] Sonic... is that you, Sonnie?

Sonic

Uncle Chuck! Yes! Man, it's good to see you! [hugs Uncle Chuck]

I missed you too, Sonnie. Still good lookin' and always cookin', eh Sonnie boy?

Sonic

You got it, Unc. Shakin' and bakin'.

Princess Sal... Rotor... Bunnie... oh, it's a real treat to see you all again.

Sally

Welcome back, Charles.

How you doing, Chuck?

Antoine

Dr. Hedgehog.... [salutes] Bonjour.

Ha, ha... bonjour Antoine!

I am so tired.... I could pop.

What are we looking for, Sally?

Sally

Something called "the Chair".

Antoine

Oh... "the Bed" sounds too much nicer.

My princess! I am too to be writing you a "pum".

Sally

A "pum"?

Yes, a "pum"!

Sally

Oh, a "poem"!

Yes, that is what I am saying. [clears throat] I am a royal guard, straight and true. And I would be giving my life for you.

Sonic

Excuse me while I chunk my chili...

Antoine

You are insulting my pum?!

Sonic

No, your "pum" insults itself.

Sonic

[in his sleep, running around the walls] I'll get you, Ro-butt-nik!

Antoine

Wh... what is he doing?

Sonic

Yo, Ro-butt-nik! You’re going down, man, big time!

Antoine

[laughing hysterically] Well, if you can’t beat on them, then you must join them, huh?! [Antoine starts trashing his place, freaking out. Sonic wakes up]

Sonic

Yo, Ant! What’s up!

Antoine

What’s up? [Laughs] This is up! And this, too! Oh, and don't forget this, Sonic! Whahahaha, everything is up! Whahahahaaha!