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S1 E15

Soap · Season 1, Episode 15

Jodie, Burt and others in “Unfinished Business”

I'm not gonna throw up. I never throw up.

[Burt and Danny laugh]

What do you mean "I never throw up"?

I never throw up!

[laughs] Throwing up is not a choice. You don't say "I'm sorry, I don't play tennis and I don't throw up."

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I bet I can make him throw up.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

Okay. Take your best shot.

Okay... picture this: a sack full of worms falls in your mouth...

[revolted] Stop! Stop!

I know I could make you throw up. All right, imagine this: a ton of raw liver...

Get me a spoon.

And it's out in the hot sun...

Oh, I love it.

And there's maggots in it and you've gotta eat it.

[gagging] Oh, god! Stop!

See that? I told you, I never throw up. I don't even gag.

I'll stick my fingers down your throat.

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