Chloe Sullivan quotes from Smallville

Clark Kent

Chloe, you can't just go snooping around someone's house.

Chloe Sullivan

It's a mansion. It's designed for snooping.

Clark Kent

How you feeling?

Chloe Sullivan

Like a million bucks... thrown in the washing machine set on spin.

Pete Ross

No offense, Clark, but digging up six pages of interesting on you is going to require some serious excavation.

Clark Kent

I do stuff...

Chloe Sullivan

Yes, and I'm sure that once I deploy my journalistic skills on you, I'll be able to unearth a skeleton or two.

Clark Kent

You know, Chloe, this is a class project, not a corruption scandal.

Chloe Sullivan

Relax, Clark, it's not like you have anything to hide, right?

Pete Ross

There was this bully three grades ahead of us. This dude was determined to pound dents into every kid in the school. One day, I guess it was my turn. He was just about to take my head off when Clark jumped between us.

Chloe Sullivan

So Clark ran interference. Now, as kind as that sounds, Pete, I really don't think it falls under the "something amazing" test.

Pete Ross

I'm not finished. Clark didn't just push brain-dead away. He put him through a door, as in splinters and broken hinges. How he did it, I still have no idea. The guy was at least twice our size.

Chloe Sullivan

Clark, any comments?

Clark Kent

Uh, well, we were, you know, six years old. Twice our size was three feet tall.

Clark Kent

My biological parents are either dead or didn't want me. The point is, you're prying into my private life.

Chloe Sullivan

I was just trying to be thorough.

Clark Kent

This is a class project. I spent an hour yesterday with Lana. That's it. That's all I needed. I'm not some mystery for you to solve.

Chloe Sullivan

I just want to know what you stand for.

Clark Kent

I stand for truth, justice, and... other stuff.

Chloe Sullivan

Okay, well, I think the man of tomorrow needs to get a platform for today.

Chloe Sullivan

So how goes the platform?

Clark Kent

I haven't started working on it yet. I've been so busy meeting new people, I even got invited to parties this weekend.

Chloe Sullivan

I can't believe it only took one day for you to be compromised by the lure of popularity.

Clark Kent

Remind me to pull your funding after I'm elected.

Chloe Sullivan

Well, my candidate may have won, but my friends lost. I'm really proud of you tonight, Clark.

Clark Kent

Why?

Chloe Sullivan

Because you're exhibiting dignity in the face of defeat. It's the quality that all great leaders possess.

Clark Kent

We see each other every day.

Chloe Sullivan

It was 45 minutes when my car happened to break down outside the Talon and you gave me a ride home. I practically had to tear you away from Lana.

Clark Kent

Don't you think you're being just a little unfair?

Chloe Sullivan

No. Whenever Lex and Lana are around, it's like the rest of us don't exist.

Clark Kent

Wait, Chloe, why are you being so hypersensitive?

Chloe Sullivan

You know, most men are from Mars, Clark, but you're from some distant galaxy that I've never even heard of.

Clark Kent

I want to make sure everything's okay between us.

Chloe Sullivan

Yeah, it's hunky-dory!

Clark Kent

Wait. Now I know something's wrong. The only person who says "hunky-dory" is my father.

Pete Ross

Sure, Chloe. I saw a spaceship. I even met an alien.

Chloe Sullivan

Really? Would you like to describe it?

Pete Ross

Actually he looks a lot like Clark.

Chloe Sullivan

I thought aliens were little and green.

Pete Ross

I guess things aren't always what you think they are.

Clark Kent

Two progeria deaths in two days. What are the odds of that?

Chloe Sullivan

I don't know. Lana wanted to cancel the Spirit Week party, but Principal Reynolds asked her not to. He said he wanted to keep things as normal as possible.

Pete Ross

He obviously hasn't had his normal-meter reset for Smallville.

Lana Lang

What's wrong?

Chloe Sullivan

Clark and I just had a massive blow-out.

Lana Lang

About what?

Chloe Sullivan

His secrets, privacy... my pathological inability to curb my curiosity.

Lana Lang

Whitney's shared more with me since we broke up than when we were together. What is it with guys and their emotions? The closer you get to them, the more they keep everything in.

Chloe Sullivan

Must be some sort of protective instincts. You know, maybe we should just stop falling for guys who are trying to save the world.

Chloe Sullivan

What are you?

Clark Kent

Let's just say I'm not from around here.

Chloe Sullivan

[to Pete] You knew about this?

Pete Ross

He's my brother... from another planet.