Chloe Sullivan quotes from Smallville

Chloe Sullivan

Can you fly?

Clark Kent

Whoa, wait a minute. I may be an alien, but I'm not a cartoon.

Chloe Sullivan

Whoa! How'd you do that?

Pete Ross

Clark's Achilles' heel. He may be a boy scout, but I'm always prepared.

Chloe Sullivan

What are you doing to those poor citrus?

Clark Kent

Well, apparently there's enough acid in them to act as a battery.

Chloe Sullivan

How very "Survivor" of you. What are you going to call it? A Clockwork Orange?

Pete Ross

Don't you wish you were the first one to say that?

Clark Kent

You don't think he's really an alien, do you?

Chloe Sullivan

No. But wouldn't it be awesome if he was, though?

Clark Kent

Yeah, it'd be the story of the century, wouldn't it?

Chloe Sullivan

This isn't about Pulitzers, Clark. I mean, can you imagine being from another planet? The experiences you could share?

Clark Kent

It wouldn't freak you out?

Chloe Sullivan

Compared to most people, I think aliens would be a step up.

Chloe Sullivan

Trust me. This kid is more David Blaine than he is Wall of Weird.

Clark Kent

All right, well, that still doesn't explain how he cured Tyson.

Chloe Sullivan

Yeah, I haven't figured that one out yet. But I'd be willing to bet that he faked that one too somehow.

Clark Kent

No, I was there. It was real.

Chloe Sullivan

Okay, well, I'm not discounting the possibility that he may have some magic healing power. But if he does, it's probably byproduct of meteorite poisoning. He is no more extraterrestrial than you are.

Pete Ross

Clark Kent, convict.

Chloe Sullivan

Yeah, I know, when do you get fit for that orange jump suit? Or is it one size fits all?

Clark Kent

Forty hours of community service is not funny... it's an orange vest.

Chloe Sullivan

Oh, no! It's gonna clash with the plaid!

Pete Ross

Welcome to Smallville, where you stop the crime, you do the time.

Sheriff Nancy Adams

Very pithy. Maybe I should use that as my campaign slogan?

Clark Kent

My article about the debate team. Oh, Chloe, I'm really sorry. I'll give it to you first thing tomorrow morning.

Chloe Sullivan

Well, unfortunately Clark, I needed it tonight. To fill in the hole, I had to blow up the lunch menu to a 60-point type. I'm sure the student body is going to find that fascinating.

Chloe Sullivan

I don't understand why the most powerful man in the city is interested in helping me.

Lionel Luthor

We're after the same thing, Miss Sullivan... the truth. You know, journalists are the midwives of history. Perhaps, with my help, we could make history together.

Chloe Sullivan

You were right about Clark. He wasn't who I thought he was. I'm surprised I hadn't noticed earlier. So much for my crack journalistic instinct.

Lionel Luthor

No, no, love has a way of blinding even the sharpest minds. We don't look because we don't want to see. But once love has been stripped away, then we see the real person clearly. They're revealed to us with all their flaws, their foibles, and their secrets.

Lana Lang

How could you let everyone worry like that?

Chloe Sullivan

Because the more pressure I put on him, the more he pulled away. I mean, you saw him, Lana. He wasn't exactly the charming flannel king we all know and love. It was like he was a...

Lana Lang

A different person.

Chloe Sullivan

Yeah. Let's face it, Lana. Clark has more issues than "Rolling Stone".

Clark Kent

Since when can you take police records out of City Hall?

Chloe Sullivan

Since I caught the clerk and his girlfriend playing cops and robbers while on the job.

Chloe Sullivan

You're a Luthor, so it's a given that you're unscrupulous, but I really thought that petty larceny was beneath you, Lex.

Lex Luthor

Can you be a little more specific with the charge?

Chloe Sullivan

I caught some creep in my office trying steal one of my computers. I figured either you or your father hired him.

Lex Luthor

But you're accusing me.

Chloe Sullivan

You're what they euphemistically call the lesser of two evils.

Lex Luthor

I admire your take-charge attitude. Barging in here and accusing me took guts... or sheer stupidity.

Chloe Sullivan

How did he die?

Lex Luthor

Natural causes. Apparently his heart just gave out.

Chloe Sullivan

And you believe that?

Lex Luthor

Given what he was looking into, I doubt there was anything natural about his death.

Chloe Sullivan

How do I know you're not just playing me here?

Lex Luthor

[sarcastic] You're right, Chloe. I could be. I often bring high school girls to the morgue to show them what happens when trained professionals cross my father.

Chloe Sullivan

Well, there's nothing in my files worth killing for.

Lex Luthor

We've got a corpse here that says you're wrong.

Clark Kent

How is Lana?

Chloe Sullivan

It's been really tough. She could use some moral support.

Clark Kent

I sent her a card.

Chloe Sullivan

Nothing says "I love you" more than a $1.50 piece of cardboard.

Chloe Sullivan

Mr. Luthor, what's this about?

Lionel Luthor

We had what I assumed was a private conversation, but imagine my surprise to have Lex throw my very own words right back in my face. You led me to believe, Miss Sullivan, that, uh, you were no longer in communication with Lex.

Chloe Sullivan

Well, I'm not. But thank you for the wildly offensive insinuation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm on a deadline.

Lionel Luthor

Not anymore. Your column at the Daily Planet's been cancelled.

Chloe Sullivan

What?

Lionel Luthor

All right, all right. Here's the deal. You tell me everything you fed to Lex, I'll let things stand.

Chloe Sullivan

I told you I'm not Lex's source. And while I'm sure you could kill my column, this is not the only piece I'm working on for the Daily Planet. I know I could interest them in a story about an eccentric billionaire with an obsessive interest in a Kansas farm boy.

Lionel Luthor

You threatening me? I'd be careful, Miss Sullivan. Very careful.

Chloe Sullivan

I'll be whatever I want. Apparently, I don't work for you anymore.