Chloe Sullivan quotes from Smallville

Chloe

You know I gotta say being at the mercy of modern technology really sucks. (Clark gives her a strange look) I know, I know, I'm happy to be Brainiac-free but, my evil upgrade was really... convenient.

Chloe Sullivan

You're not alone, Clark Kent. In all my globe-trotting, I have met several others like you - a billionaire with high tech toys and a wondrous woman who's gonna throw you for a loop.

Chloe Sullivan

This is the story of an amazing boy who grew up in the fields of Kansas in a little town called Smallville. When he became a man, he believed the only way to seize his destiny was to turn his back on both his parents and refused to see the darkness descending on Earth. But all that was about to change. He was about to face his greatest challenge.

Chloe Sullivan

Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times; I'm not interested in Clark.

Pete Ross

Your vehement denial has been duly noted!

Chloe Sullivan

I hate it when you do that.

Clark Kent

Do what?

Chloe Sullivan

Just shut me out. It's like one minute, you're here; the next, you're gone. Clark, you're not outgrowing me as a friend, are you?

Clark Kent

Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically.

Chloe Sullivan

It's amazing how far that Kent charm will get you.

Chloe Sullivan

Clark Kent is a football player and Lana Lang is a waitress.

Pete Ross

What's the matter with that?

Chloe Sullivan

Nothing, I just want to click my heels and get back to reality.

Chloe Sullivan

Getting your morning Lana fix?

Clark Kent

Chloe, don't you ever knock?

Chloe Sullivan

It's a barn, Clark.

Clark Kent

Is there a reason you're here early or do you just enjoy busting my chops?

Chloe Sullivan

Little of both.

Clark Kent

I can't believe we’re creeping around looking for road kill.

Chloe Sullivan

The deer's in there... the door's locked. I'm gonna go find a maintenance worker.

Clark Kent

Chloe, it's open.

Chloe Sullivan

How'd you do that?

Clark Kent

Kent charm.

Lex Luthor

I hear you're taking a tour of my plant tomorrow.

Chloe Sullivan

It's a class field trip.

Lex Luthor

What'd you do wrong?

Clark Kent

It's that bad?

Clark Kent

Look, Earl worked on the farm for six seasons. I spent 12 hours a day with the guy out in the fields. He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.

Chloe Sullivan

Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come I've never heard you play?

Clark Kent

I kept snapping the guitar strings. I think Earl got sick of replacing them.

Welcome to LuthorCorp, where we give a crap.

Chloe Sullivan

(to Clark) Okay, somebody kill me now.

A little fertilizer humor there. Before we go inside I need you to remove all your cellphones, pagers, jewelery. Anything that jangles, dangles or rings can go in these plastic trays right here. All right? Any other questions?

Clark Kent

I heard there was a third level to the plant, is that true?

Yeah, that's where we do the alien autopsies.

Chloe Sullivan

(to Clark) Don't encourage him.

Pete Ross

What are you gonna do now that you're officially home alone?

Clark Kent

I was thinking of having a few people over.

Chloe Sullivan

Do my ears deceive me or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?

Clark Kent

A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe even Lana.

Chloe Sullivan

With or without her posable action-figure boyfriend?

Chloe Sullivan

It figures you'd side with her.

Clark Kent

I'm not taking anyone's side.

Chloe Sullivan

Yeah right, Clark, you're completely objective in all things Lana.

Lana Lang

Clark, what happened to you last night?

Clark Kent

I wasn't feeling well. Guess I'm not much of a city guy.

Chloe Sullivan

You can take the boy off the farm but you can't take the farm out of the boy.

Clark Kent

I just want to say I'm sorry.

Chloe Sullivan

For what?

Clark Kent

Letting you get hurt.

Chloe Sullivan

Well, I am perturbed with you, Clark. I'm also mad that you didn't put out the Chicago fire of 1871, or prevent the fall of the Roman Empire, making you directly responsible for the Dark Ages.