Chloe Sullivan quotes from Smallville

Chloe

Clark, I'm a writer. If I was going to kill myself, I would've written one hell of a suicide note.

Chloe

Every single one of us has gone through some sort of an identity crisis at one point or another. It's like a rite of passage in Smallville.

Chloe

I just don't get it. I mean, if it was Red "K", you wouldn't be doing chores. And if it was Silver "K", you'd be afraid that pitchfork over there would turn you into a shish kabob.

Chloe

You just take care of that cold. We've enough natural disasters around here without having to worry about Hurricane Clark looming off the coast.

Chloe

[to Clark] Look, I understand that you feel like all these psychopathic space invaders are your fault, but you can't keep it all inside. You feel the need to carry the world on your shoulders, and that's noble. But there are other people out there who want to help you fight the good fight, and you need to let them in. Because sometimes even heroes need to be saved.

Chloe

Lex, I'm tired of playing hardball, or softball, or any ball for that matter. Game's over.

Chloe

[on voice mail] Hey, Clark, it's me again. Where are you? I feel like your stalker ex-girlfriend, even though I was never your girlfriend. It was just an analogy - a bad one.

Chloe

(to Clark) You know, you're gonna have to hang a bell around your neck or something so I can at least hear when you're coming.

Chloe

(after finding the bomb disgused as a present) Oh wow. I have the worst Secret Santa ever.

Chloe

(to Jor-El, in the Fortress of Solitude) Out of all the planets across the universe you decided to send your only son to this one, to Earth! You trusted us to protect him! Now please, Jor-El, I need you to trust me. I love your son! He's in danger and he needs our help!

Chloe

You know, having a gang of superheroes is great in theory, but no one ever considers the shipping costs.

Chloe

(to Clark) You do realize that your greatest superpower is your ability to win me over with just one look, no matter how ridiculous you sound, right?

Chloe

(to Clark) Sorry I couldn't get here faster but, you know... I have to drive.

Chloe

(to Clark) Hey. Am I glad to see you. Now that Lois is riding shotgun in your Mystery Machine, your old sidekick's jonesing for a Scooby clue. Let me see that concrete crop circle.

Chloe

You know, Oliver, for a guy with three cellphones, you sure are hard to get a hold of.