Clark Kent quotes from Smallville

Clark

His missions are dangerous! And the fact he's taking you with him —

Chloe

No-no-no, it was just internet interception... that ended up having a vicious ninja lady attached to it who chased me onto the roof and then almost beheaded me and went rappelling over the side of the building. Which, I've got to admit, was really smokin' cool.

Chloe

Maybe we should call her the "Yellow Raven".

Clark

"Black Canary" has a better ring to it.

Clark

Speaking of heartbeats, you didn't have one for over 18 hours.

Chloe

I was hoping we could skip the lecture and go straight to the "welcome back" dinner. I'm starving.

Clark

It's 15 hours longer than the last time, Chloe. I've been sitting here, literally, trying to think about what to say at your funeral.

Chloe

Well, let's both be glad that I'm alive, 'cause I know how much you hate giving speeches.

Clark

[Talking about Pete] If he ingests anymore kryptonite... we both know what happens to people.

Chloe

Present company on stand-by.

Clark

Then why has he [Brainiac] turned his attention toward you?

Kara

I don't know. But when we go up against him, it would be helpful if were on the same playing field. Or should I say sky?

Clark

Not helping.

Kara

I'm sorry, yeah, I know. It… but it's just really easy. Just up, up and away.

Chloe

Long night. It's good to see the sun again.

Clark

It's too bad Lionel's not here to see it.

Chloe

Lex closed the funeral to any and all guests. In other word's Lex is the only one invited.

Clark

Lionel deserves better.

Chloe

At least we know how Lionel truly felt about you. I mean, he thought of you as his second son.

Clark

Another person who treated me like a son and died because of it.

Chloe

Clark-

Clark

Jor-El died getting me on that ship. My dad died of a heart attack from the powers he took on protecting me. And now Lionel's been murdered for protecting my secret.

Chloe

They did die for you, Clark. But ultimately, they died for all of us. There was a reason those men were in your life. Each of them added something to the man that you are today.

Clark

How could Lex have done it? How does a son... ...murder his own father?

Chloe

Total absence of love. Some say that's the definition of evil. You have to get those keys away from Lex, Clark, before he kills anyone else.

Clark

He's not gonna to have the chance. I won't let him.

Lois

(rummaging through a closet) Olsen's roommate's about the right size —

Clark

Lois, we don't have time for this.

Lois

Then stop standing around. Strip!

Lois

Kent, this is no time to be modest. Armageddon's minutes away.

Clark

Where were you taking it?

Jimmy

Oh, I guess you didn't get the memo that says, "Why should I tell you?"

Jimmy

Oh... that's a good answer.

Clark

That's the last thing I need. Someone going around killing people in my name.

Chloe

That's probably how God felt about the Crusades.

Clark

Chloe. How did you...

Chloe

Oliver's jet — fringe benefit of being a hero hag.

Lois

I can't believe it, one alarm clock malfunction and suddenly you're demoted and sent to deliverance territory. What the hell are you doing here?

Clark

I'm…

You know him?

Lois

Yes.

Clark

No.

Lois

He wishes he didn't know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell.

We'll take him back.

Lois

And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough.

I'll handle him.

Lois

What are you doing here?

Clark

I heard they have good espresso.

Lois

You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?

Clark

I've been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here?

Lois

Feminine charm.

Clark

(scoffs)

Lois

Yes I do have some.

Clark

Great job protecting your short supply of it.

Lois

Why don't you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time.

Clark

You mind not pointing that thing at me?

Lois

God Clark, I'm not aiming at you. What?! I'm not! Besides it's only your kneecap.

Clark

Well that makes me feel a lot better.

Lois

Look I know that you're nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I'll protect you, you'll be fine.

Clark

Chloe.

Lois

Out of the way Smallville. Chloe!

Chloe

Lois look behind you, watch out!

Clark

Oh, I'm sorry is this bothering you?

Lois

The chair or you in it?

Clark

Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad's boot camp.

Lois

Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism.

Clark

Well I better get going. I'll see you bright and early Monday morning.

Lois

Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early?

Clark

Lois. You're the one that gave me the application. You're looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet.

Lois

That's great. What made you change your mind?

Clark

I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action.

Lois

Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom?

Clark

I'm going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we're going to be neighbors Lane.

Lois

You gotta be kidding me.