Clark Kent quotes from Smallville

Lex

Two Lanes under one roof. That's got to be interesting.

Clark

Well, I haven't had a hot shower in two days, and the laundry machine is running nonstop, the phone line is consistently busy. No, it's nice having them around. I mean, it kind of takes the loneliness out of the house.

Lex

Yeah, I always hated the sound of a quiet home.

Clark

I knew you had talents, but I didn't think burglary was one of them.

I swear I was gonna pay it all back. I'm not some criminal.

Clark

You do a pretty good job of impersonating one. Look, Lucy, I just don't get it. I mean, why?

Do you have any idea what it's like to be different from everyone else? To be a total outsider?

Clark

I might have an idea.

Clark

Lex, do you ever miss not having a sibling?

Lex

I used to... until I met you, Clark. You're closer to me than any... blood brother.

Lois

You're amazing, Smallville. You always look for the best in people even when they walk all over you.

Clark

I guess that explains why we're friends.

Lois

Oh, we're friends now?

Clark

Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Clark

Chloe, I was with Lex. We went to the lab together.

Chloe

Which would be about the same time I was talking to Lex outside Dr. Sinclair's room.

Clark

Well, that's impossible.

Chloe

Not in Smallville. You of all people should know that.

Clark

Where's Lex?

He's standing right in front of you.

Clark

No, you're not him. The real Lex would never try to kill me or Chloe.

No, you're probably right. But he's thought about it! All the times you've meddled in his plans, derailed his ambitions. He's thought about killing all of you. He just never had the guts to go through with it.

Clark

What are you?

I was just about to ask you the same question.

Lois

Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.

So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?

Clark

Mom!

Lois

I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but did you crack open the cooking sherry?

How do I look?

Clark

Looks like you're going to the Prom.

I am. And you're taking me! I'm not going to let you sit around moping all night while your parents go out and do the electric boogaloo all night. It's gonna be fun.

Clark

No, I'm not going.

Massive re-strategy. You're going to your senior Prom whether you like it or not. End of discussion. Put on your tux.

Clark

Lois, wasn't this not in the realm of possibilities?

Anything is possible, Clark. Anything.

Lois

What the hell am I doing in a dress, and what the hell am I doing at your Prom?

Clark

Oh, no...

Lois

Did you pin that on me?

Clark

I'll explain later, Lois.

Lois

A little close to the boob, don't you think?

Lois

Clark, you know that.

Chloe

Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he's having a hard time—

Lois

Again?

Clark

What do you mean again?

Lois

Well, at least this time you got clothes on.

Chloe

I'm gonna go to the Torch and see what I can find out about amnesia.

Lois

Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I'm getting to be a pro at this. [to Clark] But you know what? You're gonna have to put up with PB and J because that's the extent of my culinary skills.

Chloe

[to Clark] Okay?

Clark

Please tell me I'm not related to her.

Chloe

No, I am. You live with her.

Clark

How did I do that?

Chloe

Why did I always picture myself on the other end of this conversation? Smallville was hit with the world's biggest meteor shower when you were little. Now, I know this sounds way out there, but some of the meteor rocks have had an extraterrestrial effect on certain people in the town, and it's my theory that you were one of them.

Clark

Extraterrestrial powers? You mean I'm some sort of alien?

Chloe

No. No, of course not.

Clark

A mutant?

Chloe

Uh... yeah... who has saved my life on more than one occasion. See, you've sort of taken it upon yourself to be Smallville's self-appointed hero. And if you ask me, I think that that is amazing.

Chloe

Hold on a minute, are you telling me that you can see through solid objects?

Clark

I guess that's one you didn't know about, huh?

Chloe

No, and that might be one of those abilities you're gonna want to keep a lid on.

Clark

You know, I've been thinking about that. You know, I don't know why I was worried so much about what people think. I don't know why I let it rule my life. I mean, you understood.

Chloe

Yeah, but Clark, unfortunately, some people in Smallville aren't as progressive as your post-amnesia tour guide.

Clark

That should be their problem, not mine.

Clark

So it must've been kind of strange to have a zombie best friend walking around.

Chloe

Yeah, I mean, you know, I never really realized how complicated that zombie's life was.

Clark

Complicated? Did I do something unusual?

Chloe

You had a clean slate to start all over with, and you made all the same choices... except for one.

Clark

Chloe, I need you to be completely honest with me.

Chloe

Honest, huh?

Clark

What'd I do?

Chloe

You trusted me.

Adams

Last time I checked, babies don't just fall out of the sky, Mr. Kent.

Clark

It left a 30-foot crater, Sheriff. How else would you explain it?

Adams

Well, I can't. That's why we're conducting a little something called an investigation.