Lois, Dawn [in Martha] and others in “Unfinished Business”

Lois

Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.

So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?

Clark

Mom!

Lois

I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but did you crack open the cooking sherry?