Where the hell have you been?
There's been some developments. You know how I fucked Melcher's old wife? I fucked his new wife too.
What?
Don't worry, he's not gonna find out. I left way before he got back last night, and I didn't go back this morning until twenty minutes after he'd left.
You went back?
How many times did you fuck this woman?
The old wife or the new wife?
The new wife.
Last night or this morning?
Erlich, what were you thinking? This is kind of a big day today.
Relax, he's not gonna find out. She's not gonna tell him.
How the fuck do you know that?
Because she'd have to be crazy to tell him, and I asked her point-blank if she was crazy, and she swore to me, no, she's not crazy.
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