[After fighting off some groupies]
We'll punish anybody who causes trouble for Rin, now leave him alone!
You're lucky! Next time it'll be a bench!
S1 E5Where I Belong
All right! I'm putting all this on your next exam. And since I'm telling you exactly what's going to be on it you shouldn't get it wrong, unless you're an idiot!
[whines] Great, Rin. What am I gonna do? I'm gonna get it wrong, anyway. I know it!
[also whispering] It's okay. We're both in the same boat. Don't worry.
Tsuchi! That's not something you should be proud of!
[Rin is trying to follow along with a cooking show]
Ugh, I don't get it. Why doesn't mine look like that?
Because you suck Rin.
[Written on a note to Rin]
Just nuke it! Don't burn it!
S1 E6Smile!
Rin, Rin, Rin, so much to learn. Okay, young girls want only one thing, and that is to feel more like grown ups.
And what does that mean?
It means... lingerie! Yes, buy her lingerie and you get to pick out exactly what you want her to wear!
Somehow I don't think that's the answer, but thanks.
So what you're saying is you're living with a hot little sister who isn't actually related to you so if you look it's okay. Nice!
Your ability to turn an innocent situation into something obscene amazes me.
[While it's raining, Rin is able to see through Primula's shirt]
You don't have a bra on under your shirt?
[innocently] What's a bra?
[Holding up sexy lingerie in front of Rin]
Does this make you want me? Tell the truth.
S1 E7Romantic Scramble
[Rin and Asa are walking home from school together]
Well, what do you wanna be? My obnoxious kid brother? A friend of savory ties? An old childhood playmate? It's up to you, take your pick.
None of those are sexy.
So you wanna feel sexy, do you? [she wraps her arm around his] There, is that better?
Oh c'mon, now your just patronizing me.
Okay, well give me a second to change.
You'll be okay with your sprained ankle?
You can give me a hand if it'll make you feel better.
Just hurry and change your clothes, Asa. Jeez.
Lame. Whatever. You're no fun.
[about Rin and Asa] It's bad for a young man and lady to be alone together.
[quick gulp] Rimu, where did you hear that?
TV. The daytime drama programs.
You shouldn't watch those kind of shows.
That's okay, 'cause I have absolutely no intention of competing with Kaede and your little household harem.
Who's the jerk now?
You turned him down, huh?
Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be ready for a serious relationship for quite a while.
Is that it or is it possible you're already in love with someone else?
No, it's not like that. I just like my life the way it is now and I'm not ready to change it. But, that doesn't mean there isn't someone special out there who could change my mind.
I can't sleep.
Try counting sheep.
Okay. One sheep, two sheep... Rin, what are the sheep doing?
Strolling around and jumping fences.
Are they for sale?
Huh? Why did you ask that?
I want to eat them.
S1 E8Panty Date
[reading from magazine] Panties and panties alone determine how lucky you'll be in love. This article's all about lucky panties. [begins going through her panties] But I wonder what kind of panties are the luckiest ones to wear? These ones (yellow pair) might be too flashy. But these (white pair) are too plain and they just don't look that lucky. Underskirts, they're never sexy. And bloomers? Well, not really panties are they?
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