Itsuki quotes from Shuffle!

Nadeshiko

These two are the Kings of the Gods and the Devils. That means these girls here are... you understand what I mean, right Midoriba?

Itsuki

Of course I understand. I'll make sure I make them happy.

Nadeshiko

I'm telling you to stay away from them.

Nerine

Rin-sama seems to be busy, so I'll be fine...

Mayumi

No, Rin-chan. I know someone will try and do something to you.

Itsuki

It's okay. I'll come with you.

Mayumi

See? Someone like this.

Itsuki

Just count on me, Rin-chan. I'll escort her slowly and surely.

Mayumi

We can't count on you! And what do you mean by 'slowly and surely' anyway?

Rin

Kaede got sick. She was trying to come in regardless, so I had to tie her to the bed.

Itsuki

You tied her up, huh?

Rin

Mayumi, will you take care of this pervert?

Mayumi

Sure! I'll tie you up over there if you want!

Itsuki

Wait a minute, I like tying up the girls, but I don't know about being on the receiving end.

Mayumi

Don't worry, the pain will eventually turn into pleasue!

Mayumi

So how do you like this one?

Itsuki

Wow! This is! I think I'm discovering a new world!

Mayumi

Anyway, I would like to plan an extreme pig-out party with the three princesses, Sia-chan, Rin-chan and Kaede.

Rin

Hell no. I don't care if you become a pig or cow or hippo, but don't try and drag those three girls down with you.

Mayumi

I think you just said something awful...

Itsuki

Well, reality can be harsh.

Mayumi

Maybe this really isn't the King of Devils' place at all, and Midoriba-kun's memory is full of cobwebs?

Itsuki

I don't want to hear that coming from the girl with such a notoriously bad memory she'd be outscored on exams by a chicken. My memory is always in perfect shape.

Hey, why did all of you come with us!

It looked amusing!

Mayumi

It looked like fun!

Itsuki

I'm envious!

Aaaaah... these people are hopeless.

Rin

That's why I said you should look behind us.

Mayumi

So, what're you bringing him back to your room for this time?

Never mind. Just don't forget that I had no recollection of ever dragging all of you along for this.

Mayumi

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for! It's Tsuchimi-kun Interrogation Time! We're your hosts, your pleasantly happy 'Let's get him together' Mayumi Thyme, and--

Itsuki

'Rin's secrets are public property,' Itsuki Midoriba. We'll push forward with no need for discretion.

Rin

Sorry, but you've been cancelled.

Itsuki

Didn't you get so excited by a strawberry popsicle once that you got it up your nose and couldn't get it out?

Mayumi

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll survive, even if you die!

Mayumi

Forgetting everything and turning defiant right before an exam is the best! Having another drink the morning after a hangover? Don't be a lightweight; drink yourself out! They said some good things in the olden days.

Itsuki

I've had something I've wanted to say for a while, but... Mayumi, you're a pretty pitiable girl, huh?

Itsuki

Personally, when I think that this might be my farewell to Kaede-chan, I feel like I might drown in sorrow. I guess no matter what means I utilize...

Rin

You're going to wind up on the front page of a nationwide paper, so cut it out.

Mayumi

Well, it's not like there's no chance we'll wind up together again. Let's just hope that the academy comes to a warmhearted decision and puts us four problem-students with Nacchan.

Kaede

Problem-students?