Rin quotes from Shuffle!

Kaede

Rin, um, what were you dreaming about when I woke you?

Rin

Excuse me? That's an interesting question. Why?

Kaede

Don't you remember, silly? You called out my name. C'mon, tell me, what was it about.

Rin

Well I, I just don't know if I remember. [sees Kaede looking dejected] Oh wait, I remember now. You were almost abducted by aliens that mutilated cows. They had big, scary, brown eyes that could see right through you.

Kaede

You just made that whole entire thing up didn't you?

Rin

Maybe.

Nadeshiko

All right! I'm putting all this on your next exam. And since I'm telling you exactly what's going to be on it you shouldn't get it wrong, unless you're an idiot!

Sia

[whines] Great, Rin. What am I gonna do? I'm gonna get it wrong, anyway. I know it!

Rin

[also whispering] It's okay. We're both in the same boat. Don't worry.

Nadeshiko

Tsuchi! That's not something you should be proud of!

Rin

Ugh, I don't get it. Why doesn't mine look like that?

Primula

Because you suck Rin.

Itsuki

Rin, Rin, Rin, so much to learn. Okay, young girls want only one thing, and that is to feel more like grown ups.

Rin

And what does that mean?

Itsuki

It means... lingerie! Yes, buy her lingerie and you get to pick out exactly what you want her to wear!

Rin

Somehow I don't think that's the answer, but thanks.

Itsuki

So what you're saying is you're living with a hot little sister who isn't actually related to you so if you look it's okay. Nice!

Rin

Your ability to turn an innocent situation into something obscene amazes me.

Rin

You don't have a bra on under your shirt?

Primula

[innocently] What's a bra?

Asa

Well, what do you wanna be? My obnoxious kid brother? A friend of savory ties? An old childhood playmate? It's up to you, take your pick.

Rin

None of those are sexy.

Asa

So you wanna feel sexy, do you? [she wraps her arm around his] There, is that better?

Rin

Oh c'mon, now your just patronizing me.

Asa

Okay, well give me a second to change.

Rin

You'll be okay with your sprained ankle?

Asa

You can give me a hand if it'll make you feel better.

Rin

Just hurry and change your clothes, Asa. Jeez.

Asa

Lame. Whatever. You're no fun.

Asa

That's okay, 'cause I have absolutely no intention of competing with Kaede and your little household harem.

Rin

Who's the jerk now?

Primula

I can't sleep.

Rin

Try counting sheep.

Primula

Okay. One sheep, two sheep... Rin, what are the sheep doing?

Rin

Strolling around and jumping fences.

Primula

Are they for sale?

Rin

Huh? Why did you ask that?

Primula

I want to eat them.

Rin

By any chance are you hungry at all?

Sia

How did you know? There's a restaurant here that's gotten some really great reviews.

The line starts over here.

Rin

Wow, it's long.

Sia

Hey, don't you worry. I know another delicious place that's a few blocks away.

Rin

It's closed.

Sia

Uh, maybe this wasn't it. But I know another one that's even better.

Rin

Out of business.

Sia

[to herself] Well, so much for my plan, my back-up plan, and even my back-up back-up plan.

Rin

The A/C broke down.

Kaede

And the repair shop's closed today.

Sia

Don't worry Rin, leave it to me. Hit it like this from a 45 degree angle. Yah! Um, the A/C is smoking.

Primula

Hit it from a 60 degree angle.

Rin

NO!

Asa

What's wrong? I get the feeling I might be embarrassing you a little.

Rin

Look, the problem isn't whether or not you're embarrassing.

Asa

You know you like it.

Rin

Will you stop teasing me? Knowing you, you're probably having some fun at my expense.

Asa

I wanted to make the best of it. And you? You having fun?

Rin

Damn it, Asa! Come on. Let's get you onto the shore.

Rin

Seriously, you almost gave me a heart attack.

Asa

Thanks for your help

Rin

It's been so crazy, like I don't think I could handle another pair of breasts today.

Sia

Oh, handling breasts? Is that why you snuck off here without us. [Rin turns and sees Sia and Nerine standing there] Isn't that what you said? I took my eyes off you a second and now... I'd like to know exactly what you've been doing since you ran away.

Itsuki

Oh hey, check it out. It looks like those two are about to start making out.

Mayumi

I didn't think Sia was so far in the lead against the other girls. Wow, this is a big scoop!

Kareha

Oh-la-la!

Rin

Uh, Kaede? Nerine? Itsuki? How? Mayumi? Where has everybody been hiding all this time?

Mayumi

What do you mean? That's what we've been wanting to ask you!

Nerine

You two just vanished all of the sudden and we couldn't figure out where you'd gone. We kept waiting for you to come back but you never did.