How was your first day as a cop?
Pfft, seen more action playing Minecraft on the shitter.
[Eating cereal] This stuff is delicious.
You high?
As the Willis Tower. Fringe benefit of being the Alibi's chief quality control officer and weed sommelier. Gotta fuel up for a big day of pot purchases.
Franny, breakfast!
No!
[Chuckles] I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna choke her with her cargo pants until she's dead.
Still won't put on the dress?
Won't put on her dress, won't brush her hair, won't brush her teeth, won't pack her own backpack.
Why can't Little Miss Sunshine wear pants?
'Cause it's not Little Mr. Sunshine, Carl.
Sounds like gender conformity.
It's not my world, Liam. I just live in it.
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