[On phone with Kelly] Get your ass home right now, young lady, or I'm taking your truck keys...
[Debbie comes in house with contractor equipment] What are you doing?
Making this house cost-efficient. Adding insulation to the attic, welding leaking pipes, adding timers to light switches.
Where are you?
No, I'm not at Carl's.
Then where are you, and when are you coming home?
My whereabouts are confidential.
Not from your father, they're not.
I'll let you know when the information gets declassified.
That's it. That's the last...
[Stifling laughter] God, if I knew pissing off my dad would be this much fun, I would've started years ago. Um... I don't think we should be seeing each other anymore.
Um, why?
Uh, because... you're not... hot enough.
I'm not "hot enough"?
Right.
For you?
Mm...
[Answers phone] Hello, sir?
We had a deal, Gallagher.
Uh, now's really not a good time.
[Grabs Carl's phone] Uh... Sorry, Carl Gallagher's phone is out of service. He'll call you back never. [Throws phone on floor]
What the fuck? Why you always got to be throwing my phone like that? [Kelly gets Carl in an armlock on couch] Ow, ow, ow!
What did he offer you?
Nothing.
Bullshit! A spot at West Point?
No. We... then why are you breaking up with me?
I don't want to mess your future up. Your run times have been up, your test scores have been down ever since you met me. I don't want to screw up your shit to Annapolis.
What if I don't want to go to Annapolis? What if I'm sick of working so hard? What if... I just want to stay here and eat Fritos with your family and watch TV and enjoy life for once?
[Comes in door] Getting your ass kicked by a girl again, Carl?
Why are you walking like that?
Just being a superhero in a five-K. He was wearing a 60 pound duffel and combat boots, so... I'm not sure it was that impressive.
What?
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