So now what?
Well, I steal her wedding dress, I take her place at wedding and marry rich old man with saggy diaper.
You don't think he's gonna notice the difference?
He thought I was her. He is weak in the head.
What about the wedding guests?
I wear a veil. No one will see.
[A phone rings and Kevin, Veronica and Svetlana all check their phones to realize it's Freelania's]
Kev.
What?
Get her phone.
You get her phone.
I get it. Hold machete. She tries anything, you cut her face, okay?
[Grabs Svetlana's wrist and pulls her back] No way. I'm not slashing her face if she tries to make a run for it. [Pulls phone out of Freelania's pocket and checks it] "Zlata"?
Shit. Her mother is coming to the wedding.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's gonna know Svetlana isn't her daughter, right?
[Svetlana takes out cloth from Freelania's mouth and she threatens in Russian] She will rip out your lungs and eat them. [Svetlana restuffs Freelania's mouth]
You yell one more time, I will shave your head, I will cut off your nipples, and I will sell you to the Mexican cartel for big fun, okay? When is Zlata coming?
Today. I am supposed to pick her up at airport. And I need to pee.
Get a bowl.
What?
Use it for her to pee.
Through her pants?
Take the pants off! Get a bowl.
You know her mother?
Zlata. Scary old Soviet. Survived Stalingrad as a young girl by eating human flesh.
She was a cannibal?
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