I met your friend Dylan's dad.
You tell him I can go on the yacht vacation with them tomorrow?
I looked the man up. He makes nothing. He creates nothing. He buys businesses, tears them apart, sells the pieces, and then discards the employees like trash. He's a legal thief.
[Serves him waffles] Here you are, Liam.
Thank you so much. He wants the companies to fail. The world's not just, Liam. No one's gonna take care of us in our old age. We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off. You know how to take photos with this?
What is keeping Carl? His bacon's getting cold.
What's with the boot?
I cauterized the stumps. They were still bleeding, so I went to the ER.
Waste of money. Cauterization has been used since the Egyptians were building pyramids.
Are those waffles? Yum.
So can I go on the cruise with Dylan's family or not?
Well... are we partners?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
I'm very proud to be your partner.
And your job, partner, is to go to the Caribbean and have a great time. After you get the code.
The code?
To turn off the alarm. And pics of their valuables and of the security system. One more big score, I can retire in style.
Carl! You motherfucker!
What the hell was that?
Marital bliss.
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