[Enters kitchen] Smells good. I like Corporal Carl in the kitchen.
Doesn't taste half bad, either.
[Referring to Lip's plate portion] Eating for two? A boy or a girl, huh? [Rubs Lip's belly]
I'm just trying to fight the urge to drink with extreme nausea.
Sounds healthy.
Hey, I could try to move your meth today.
About time. I'll go get it.
Hey, it's not like there's an eBay for this. Shit takes time.
Yo, yo, yo. What up, homeboys? Lip, you're 21, right?
I'm 23, but that's fine.
You're in the ballpark.
Why?
What would another 21-year-old wear to a- a job interview?
Well, a fucking 52-year-old who was in a delusional crack haze thinking he was 21 would wear the green shirt that doesn't belong to him.
I was gonna pick the same one. Young minds think alike.
You got a job interview?
What, are you looking to collect disability again, Frank?
That was the old Frank. This Frank is different. I wish you kids could've known me before Monica coiled her body around my neck, choked to death the man I was meant to be. You're about to witness the rebirth of a proactive member of society.
Jesus.
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