[Kevin and Svetlana are hosing down mats]
I think we're actually starting to get along kind of.
Yeah. He's working on something for bar, to help. It's a surprise.
Oh, sweet. You know, I still can't believe he's the same dude that locked you in a closet and put a flour sack over your head.
It was potato sack. It's like my 12-year-old self made up my adult life, and my adult self was like, "Oh, yeah? I see your offer, and I raise you 20." [She wets her white shirt sans bra with nipples appearing to Kevin's excitement]
[Arrives] Hey. Is The Alibi hiring?
Who's asking?
Me. I need a job with child care.
Okay, A, you're underage. You can't even work in a bar. And, B, we don't have real employees. We got spouses and parents. And, C, I am at peak baby. Three, and I max out. See you inside.
Why you need job?
Fiona's gonna kick me out unless I can pull my weight.
Find husband. I have both husband and wife. I have someone to watch my son 24/7. I have job. I am kept woman. You want good life? Find someone to keep you.
I don't need to be kept. I'm a strong woman.
Don't be strong woman. Strong women weather storms. You want to be the storm.
How?
You find someone weak, stupid, and desperate. And you wear bras so your breasts levitate.
All right! I got this thing together. I'm gonna take these guys to the movies where it's nice and cool. Hellraiser II is playing. Toddlers love classic slasher flicks from the 1980s. Just kidding. We're gonna go see Dory for the eight millionth time so I can stab my eyes out with a fork.
...
Kev, I don't think we should let Yvon keep feeding the babies.
The Knife thing. I know.
That, and I don't like the way he looks at them.
How does he look at them?
Like he's trying to figure out how much they're worth.
That's insane. You know, you sound like an insane person. You know that, right?
Do I?
Yeah. You do. [Yvon appears] What's up? What's going on? Thumbs up. What's up there? The sky? Speak Russian at least. You want me to go upstairs? Oh, you want me to go... Okay, fine. I'll go upstairs. I'll be right back. We are not doing Tinder. Tinder is for hookups. And we don't want hookup. We want someone old-fashioned, someone who wants to keep a woman. But for what?
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