Carl, can you drop Liam at Head Start on your way to school?
Do I look like a babysitter?
No, you look like a criminal, but last I checked, you were still a Gallagher.
Fine. Bros got to stick together. Let's go. Come on, little homey. Don't be a little shit. Let's go.
I'm gonna be late.
I'm pregnant, Debs.
[Chuckles] Not funny.
No, it's not, and it turns out that the pill is a big fucking waste of money.
Are you lying? Are you making this up?
You are the only one who lies about pregnancies around here. Jesus. I'm not making it up.
Oh, my God. This is amazing. What are the chances? We can raise them together like sisters. Sister cousins! Whose is it? Is it Gus' or Sean's? If it was Gus', that'd be weird. How far along are you?
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. Listen. I'm saying... I know how shitty this feels, like something's taken over your body, and you feel sick and, like, a little crazy, and I'm sorry because I didn't get that before, and I was harsh and cold and... Anyway, I'm sorry. [Hugs Debbie]
Thank you.
And now we can go through it together. We can go to the clinic. We'll make appointments for the same day. It'll be good. It'll be like a family outing. Like Disneyland, only with abortions.
Wait, what? What kind of apology is that?
Debs, I know that you think that keeping it will bring Derek back, but if he left you like this, then he doesn't deserve you, and there will be other guys that you will love--
No, no, no, no. You're the one who sleeps around, Fiona, not me. God. You are disgusting. You're a horrible human being. You didn't even bother to divorce your husband. You just ghosted him.
I what?
You ghosted him. You disappeared. And now you're gonna ghost your baby. [Fiona gags, runs to washroom and retches]
[Appears in side door] Family breakfast, no one bothers to invite the padre.
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