Hey, what are you doing?
Finding ways to make money from home.
Huh. Hey, is something burning? Smell that?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit! shit! [Laughs]
Shit!
Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
[Smoke alarm beeping]
Fire in the hole.
Not my hole. [Both laughing]
You just let it burn?
We got distracted.
Oh, God. Ugh.
[He turned around and see two bottles of vodka that she is drinking too much.] You're shitfaced.
Since when is a felony for a Gallagher to drink?
Calm down. It's my fault. I brought the vodka.
Oh, and poured it down her throat?
You're the one who told me to relax. SOMEBODY SHUT THAT THING UP! [She continues laughing]
[Smoke alarm continues beeping]
Fuck. Burn the house down, okay? Burn the food too, you know, I can always steal some more from my shitty work-study job, right?
I'm going through something here.
Yeah, it looks like you went through about five beverages in an hour, Fiona. Have another one. Why not? You're your own woman. Right? No, bang the boss's brother. Leave coke out on the table for the kids. Get arrested. Do whatever the fuck you need to do. I've got this. Hey, Carl, go upstairs, get your toothbrush and something to sleep in.
He has the suspension meeting tomorrow.
Oh, no worries. No worries. I'll get him to Shelia's on time. Stay up all night studying? I mean, what the fuck? It's just an applied physics quiz. Where's Debbie?
She's at Sheila's with Sammi.
Veronica!
Yeah.
You're not answering your phone?
I didn't hear it. What's up?
Carol. She's in labor.
What. Oh, s***. Wish us luck.
There's something burning.
Let's go Carl.
Go-- no. Hey, come on. Lip, please. You don't have to take them.
You're right. I don't.
Come on. What about dinner?
Enjoy. [As he leaves the house with Liam and close the door]
[Smoke alarm continues beeping]
[Sighs] Shut up! [Screams]
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