Adam Groff quotes from Sex Education

Adam Groff

[about his dog Madam] She's like the Kim Kardashian of tiny dogs.

Adam Groff

Dreams aren't real. That's why they're called dreams.

Adam Groff

Are you new?

Otis Milburn

No. No, no, no. I've been here since first year. We had chemistry together last term. You set my desk on fire.

Jean Milburn

[about marijuana] It has been linked to early onset impotence. Nothing conclusive yet... but you have to be careful with how much you smoke. I only bring it up because I have a number of clients who were heavy users at your age, and now they have trouble with sexual performance.

Adam Groff

Sexual performance?

Jean Milburn

They have trouble finishing. Ejaculation. Jizz, spunk. Man milk!