Eric Effoing quotes from Sex Education

Eric Effoing

Lose the tie. You look like a Mormon.

Eric Effoing

[about sex] It feels good to wank, so it must be like that, but better. And doing it with someone who likes you must be awesome, because they really get you. Maybe the two of you become one, like the Spice Girls said.

Eric Effoing

He still calls me "Tromboner". It's been four years. Four years!

Otis Milburn

You did get an erection on stage, in front of the entire school.

Eric Effoing

It was a semi!

Eric Effoing

Everyone has had sex over the summer. Everyone except you.

Otis Milburn

And you.

Eric Effoing

Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's.

Otis Milburn

Why the half?

Eric Effoing

We got interrupted. Stupid surprise karaoke.

Otis Milburn

I had a... sex dream... about Maeve.

Eric Effoing

That's brilliant! Was it ALS challenge or just your basic dick sneeze?

Otis Milburn

I might have a mild to moderate crush on Maeve.

Eric Effoing

Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?

Otis Milburn

She, uh... she touched my eyebrows, and now I have an erection.

As if you were on fire from within, the moon lives in the lining of your skin.

Pardon?

It's about finding beauty in the world.

Ohhh.

It's a poem - by Pablo Neruda.

Ohh. I don't know her.