Maeve Wiley quotes from Sex Education

Maeve Wiley

Do you know how long I've been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I've never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I'll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started? Simon tried to kiss me at Claire Tyler's 14th birthday. I said no. So he told everyone I'd given him a blow job and bitten his dick, and that was it. This kind of thing sticks. And it hurts, and no one deserves to be shamed, not even Ruby.

Maeve Wiley

What the hell did you do?

Otis Milburn

Um... I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.

And have you considered the possibility of adoption?

Maeve Wiley

I don't think anyone would want a pregnant 17-year-old.

Maeve Wiley

You know Glen Jacobs, right? Where does he live?

Aimee Gibbs

In his parents' garage. There's loads of bean bags in it.

Maeve Wiley

Okay, where is it?

Aimee Gibbs

Oh, I don't know. I just sort of arrive places.

It's my vagina!

Maeve Wiley

What?

It's mine, okay? And I need your help. You and that weird sex kid who looks like a Victorian ghost.

Maeve Wiley

[about her essay] How did you know it was mine?

Otis Milburn

Well, Adam thought "As You Like It" was a song by Jay-Z. And only you could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst.

Maeve Wiley

You're not in any trouble. I sorted it.

Otis Milburn

Okay, what... what happened? Are we... are we not gonna talk about this? Is that it?

Maeve Wiley

I trusted you, Otis.