Aimee Gibbs quotes from Sex Education

Aimee Gibbs

I've been wanking all night. I ate four packets of crumpets, and I think my clit might drop off.

Aimee Gibbs

Cum is kind of like a penis having a sneeze.

Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember?

Aimee Gibbs

Oh, right, yeah, I forgot.

Have you been smoking again?

Aimee Gibbs

No, I haven't.

Good. Because smoking is definitely not vegan.

Maeve Wiley

You know Glen Jacobs, right? Where does he live?

Aimee Gibbs

In his parents' garage. There's loads of bean bags in it.

Maeve Wiley

Okay, where is it?

Aimee Gibbs

Oh, I don't know. I just sort of arrive places.

Aimee Gibbs

Steve says his "thing" is girls properly enjoying sex. He says he can tell I'm being fake.

Otis Milburn

Well, are you?

Aimee Gibbs

Yeah. I'm always fake.

Otis Milburn

What I'm saying is, before you talk to Steve, you... you should probably figure out, you know, what works for you... and your body.

Aimee Gibbs

So you're prescribing a wank?

Otis Milburn

...Yeah.