Lily Iglehart quotes from Sex Education

Lily Iglehart

Black Jesus is much sexier than White Jesus.

Lily Iglehart

We've been holding hands for 45 minutes. I know how to hold hands. I'm here to fornicate.

Otis Milburn

Sorry, who are you?

Lily Iglehart

Whoever you want me to be.

Lily Iglehart

Also, I'm Lily.

Lily Iglehart

To be clear, I don't want to have sex with you specifically. Just a human man with a penis.

Otis Milburn

That's... great for my self-esteem.

Lily Iglehart

My vagina has betrayed me.

Otis Milburn

How, exactly?

Lily Iglehart

I finally find someone who's DTF, and he can't get his average-sized dick in my stupid vagina. Why is this happening to me? It just doesn't make any sense. I've worked so hard. The set, the costumes, the makeup. Everything was perfect. I couldn't even get my finger in there. It's like my vag has lockjaw. What do I do?

Otis Milburn

Well, you used the word "perfect." Maybe it's a way of staying in control. In... in your fantasy, you're in charge. And reality can be... just, quite different.

Lily Iglehart

Nah, I just like aliens.

Otis Milburn

Do you like being out of control?

Lily Iglehart

I guess not. Like, I hate roller coasters.

Otis Milburn

Me, too. I do not like simulated danger.

Lily Iglehart

I guess I am kind of type A.

Otis Milburn

Well, maybe... you're unconsciously halting your progress to stay in control.

Lily Iglehart

But I want to have sex, so why would I do that?

Otis Milburn

I don't know.