Miranda Hobbes quotes from Sex and the City

Carrie

[voiceover] For most women, the goal of a dinner party is to have your friends feel comfortable around your boyfriend.

Samantha

I think my maid is using my vibrator.

Carrie

[voiceover] Other times, you wish your friends were not quite so comfortable.

Charlotte

I don't think you're supposed to say "maid" anymore.

Carrie

I don't think we're supposed to say "vibrator" over dinner.

Samantha

I'm telling you, I went into the kitchen to get it—

Miranda

Wait, why was it in the kitchen?

Samantha

I like to mix it up.

Charlotte

I didn't know Lexi had so many friends.

Carrie

Well, she wasn't always so tragic. Remember the '80s? She was the it girl.

Samantha

I thought I was the it girl.

Miranda

Well, it's your word against a dead girl's, so you win.

Carrie

All right, someone say something not sentimental.

Samantha

Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause.

Miranda

Task accomplished.

Samantha

You cannot believe the hot flashes. I can barely keep my clothes on!

Carrie

Really, what was your excuse before the chemo?

Samantha

Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you cunt.

Miranda

Wow, even "cunt" didn't stop her.

Big

[to Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda] Look, I need your advice. You three know her better than anyone. You're the loves of her life, and a guy's just lucky to come in fourth. But I do love her. And if you think I have the slightest chance, I'll be on the next plane to Paris, I'll roam the streets until I find her, I'll do anything. But if you think that she really is happy... well, I wouldn't want to wreck that for her. And I'll be history.

Miranda

[after the girls all look at each other for a moment] Go get our girl.