MMan
Hey! There's a guy burning the Puerto Rican flag!
BBob
Who! Who is burning the flag?!
Oh, no.
BBob
Him?
CCedric
That's not very nice.
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See ya around, Maroon Golf! Oh and by the way, that was a "I'm not sorry wave"?
MGMaroon Golf
What was that?
I'm glad I cut you off! Because Black Saab rules! So long, jackass!
[to audience] Oh, hello. Nine years: seems like a long time, doesn't it? It is, and we've packed a lot in the four of us. It seems like every week a whole new set of problems would just crop up outta nowhere... except for summer where nothing seemed to happen for months at a time.
[Newman is begging Jerry to take him to Paris.]
Please! Take me with you! Please!
Get off me! You're making me sick! Be a man!
All right! But hear me and hear me well. The day will come — oh, yes, mark my words, Seinfeld — your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!
[as the plane is about to crash] Jerry! Can you hear me?
Yeah.
There's something I have to tell you!
What is it?
I cheated in the contest!
What?
The contest! I cheated!
What? Why?
Because I'm a cheater! I had to tell you.
Great! I won!
HHoyt
State your name.
Yev Kassem.
HHoyt
Could you spell that, please?
No! Next question.
See, now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot.
Really?
Oh yeah. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it: it's too high, it's in no-man's land.
Haven't we had this conversation before?
You think?
I think we have.
Yeah, maybe we have.
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