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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Turk, Elliot and others in “Unfinished Business”

[J.D. is asking people at the hospital if they've ever unintentionally killed a patient]

Remember my first year, Mr. Quinn?

Mrs. Kahn, my second year.

DDoug

Mr. Studabaker, forty minutes into my first day.

I've been a doctor for thirty years. What do you think?

DDoug

On my third day there was Mr. Kirschner.

Jenny Roth about eight weeks ago. It was really tough, because she was hot.

DDoug

Then later that third day... [his beeper goes off] Oh boy, that can't be good.

No, newbie, I've not killed. But I happen to be, as always, the exception that proves the rule. So right about now you gotta be asking yourself: do you think you're that good?

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