Hey, so what attendings are stuck here on call tonight?
Everyone’s at that Kelso thing.
I think Dr Cox is on.
No, he went home, but he said that Carol could cover for him.
Is Carol the one with the really firm butt?
Well, I’m Carol, so yes.
It’s disturbing how obsessed you are with your own butt.
Come on, you guys are missing the point. No one is here tonight but us. We are running this hospital.
This is our house!
We’re in charge!
I love my butt!
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