TV show quotes
[Lucy is talking with the adult son of her anatomy cadaver, who it turns out was an abusive father when he was alive]
OK, I'm sure Ben could be a jerk. But you have to admit he was a great bowler; I found a picture of him bowling a 310 on August 12, 1979.
So that's where he was on my seventh birthday.
[voiceover] Aw, balls!
Ben! I am very upset with you! You tricked me, all sweet and warm on the outside... on the inside, evil and terrible!
Stop acting weird. I'm trying to eat lunch in front of a bunch of corpses.
Ya know, it used to be 'see one, do one, teach one.' Alas, now it is 'see one, see one, see one, see one, see one more, call your therapist, talk about how it felt to see one, decide that seeing one is just too triggering, you take a Xanax to calm down and Adderall to lock in, aaaaaaaand... finally focus enough to be able to write about the whole ordeal in your dream journal.' Of course, if your dream is to be a mediocre doctor, mission accomplished. And, by all means, hang on to the scrubs. Maybe use 'em for Halloween, 'cause you're damn sure not gonna be using them around here much longer.
Is Hooch still crazy?
He's gotten worse.
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