Scorpion · Season 1
Identify yourself!
Mark Willis, Central Intelligence.
CIA. Explains how he came in like a cloud. A dark cloud.
Homeland's agreed to lend out Scorpion's services to my unit.
Oh, lucky us!
For a significant payday.
We're listening.
You guys have a secret airline? What kind of snacks are we talking?
Good luck with that. We'll take our cashier's check now!
What if I doubled the fee?
No!
Keep talking!
There's nothing that we really can't explain.
What about death?
[pause]
It is the breakdown of biological functions that support life.
See, you throw science at things that should be emotional.
We process the world differently from most people. It's all it is. And truthfully, I know exactly what's going on with Megan.
There is a process to life that ends in unknown.
[pushes intercom button] Toby?
What?
Can you explain Megan's condition as it stands?
She has a bacterial infection in her lungs. Pneumonia.
Why's that?
She has scarred, damaged lungs.
Why?
She's inhaled small amounts of food and saliva that over time have damaged her lungs.
Mmm hmm. Why is that happening?
Um, she can't swallow very well because of the MS.
Explain.
The MS damaged some nerves in her brain, probably her medula.
How come?
Her own immune system attacked the myelin sheaths around the nerves.
Thank you, Toby. [turns off intercom] You see, we know everything we need to know
[turns on intercom] Toby, why is her own body attacking her nerves?
You know, we don't know.
What are you doing to my son?
Hey Peggy. I'm just helping him with his homework. His report card was a tad subpar.
He gets straight A's.
Not in gym.
Ralph doesn't care about gym.
All boys care about gym. It's Lord of the Flies in there and getting picked last is painful. Trust me.
I'm not sure I like him telling you guys things instead of me.
He's one of us. We get him.
Oh, bollocks, his accent changed from Colin Firth to Michael Caine. Is anything about you real?!
Please, Sylvester. Never again.
The intubation? Megan, Walter has a court order.
Please?
OK. I'll find a way.
This is crazy that we're doing this, right?
Well, psychologically speaking, crazy is a catchall for a myriad of pathologies and circumstances. But yeah, this is nuttier than a fruitcake.
I've controlled satellites from this computer. I can handle a thermostat.
Your last name's Spiewack, right? Is that Polish?
As Polish as a bratwurst.
OK, that's German. Look, you know any Polish at all?
I was raised by my Grandma Etoile.
And that's French. Look, we're on a case and we're in a bit of a bind. You're gonna hear some people in the background speaking Polish. I got my phone linked into my comm. I'm gonna need you to translate it back to me in English.
De nada, amigo.
Now we have Spanish. Remind me to punch you when we get back.
Did you grab what we need?
I couldn't get it on such short notice. But I did grab a couple of Band-Aids!
Ray is a licensed minister with the Immaculate Church of the Internet.
Walter can't get in. Can I start hoarding cans of food now please?
Oh, no. I am not going back to college. College was the worst six months of my life.
I'm in! And I'm gonna do it right this time. College sucked hard for 14-year-old Tobias Curtis.
Guys, college is fun!
College is a continued adolescence factory where parents subsidize years of nonsense instead of serious academic rigor.
Yeah. Fun.
Why do you want to go Pi Up?
School spirit, to help with your great charitable work, and of course, sisterhood.
I need a place to live, and this house has decent craftsmanship.
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