Scorpion · Season 1
Um.. why are you here? Lots of us are away from home for the first time. I am. And I miss my real sisters, and I think this place might be good for me. And everyone here is so nice...Except you. You're kind of mean and sarcastic. [pause] Have you ever gotten homesick? Wouldn't it be nice to have a surrogate family?
I've thought about it from time to time.
Well, you can't truly have one until you lower that shield of yours.
Happy turns on the radio in her car.
I thought you could check one thing off your college bucket list.
We're going streaking?!
The dance, dummy.
While dancing, Happy rests her head on Toby's chest.
What are you doing?
Letting down my shield.
I haven't had a chance to spread them.
So you keep them in a coffee can in your glove compartment?!
The urn they gave me was black. Megan hated black. And it's safe in there.
We were together for a short time, but we didn't waste any moments. So there's no regrets.
Earthquake?
No, that was pressure crack from concrete at least 15 feet thick.
Everyone looks at her in surprise.
I know my concrete.
This is nuttier than George Washington Carver's lunchbox.
Ralph, have you accessed the system?
Almost there.
Uh, by the way, where's your sitter?
Downstairs on her phone. I gave her a soda.
OK, that's the mark. And you gotta nail it.
Here goes.
Toby's throw is nowhere near the mark.
Not good.
You sure you know what you're doing?
I am a hypochondriac. I've been taking my own blood pressure since I was nine.
Why is Sylvester administering you medical care?
My doctor says my numbers are up. He wants me to check it every morning.
You're in good shape. Why would you have high blood pressure?
Happy New Year! I got bagels. throws a bagel and hits Cabe
You were saying?
It's alright. It's just an accident.
Who are you and what have you done with Unhappy Quinn?
I know severe stress when I see it. Special Forces or not, the human body can only take so much.
Captain Decker, your file says you're 28, so you were 18 in 2005.
I guess so.
My mom likes songs from when she was a teenager. I'll send you one from 2005. By the time it's over, you'll be 3 minutes and 49 seconds closer to being saved.
OK, God, maybe you can hear me. I know I don't really believe in you, but there's no atheists in foxholes. Or blizzards.
Mr. Chairman--Doug--you will find a way to send a CH-53 Super Stallion to get them off that glacier, or I will call your wife and tell her it was you, not the nanny, who left the door open when the cat ran away. Julie really loved that cat.
I was worried that Ralph wouldn't connect with other people because he has no siblings, but he's got a whole bunch right here.
Yeah, they're just not as mature as he is yet.
There is a fine line between honesty and insult.
I do not see it. You are a hundred percent wrong.
Yes, clearly you do not see it.
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