Scorpion · Season 1
I can't believe Walter bought us a cotton candy machine!
Yeah, I can't believe it either. But it just got delivered here?
I didn't know what was in the box, I just signed for it. Someone must have stolen your credit card number.
You were mad at Walter, so you charged a bunch of expensive nonsense to the corporate card just to annoy him?
Your Super Fun Guy pinball machine arrives tomorrow.
Sweet.
You're holding the bunny way too tight, Lennie.
Hey, I got a pair of jet skis for O'Brien.
Let's get out of here before you get fired.
Yep.
Keep your voice down, I don't want anyone hearin' this.
You kiddin' me?
Cabe opens the blinds to reveal the whole team standing on the other side.
We only heard all of it.
Call Know-It-All.
Calling Know-It-All.
Toby's phone rings; caller ID reads Ego-Maniac.
I don't often play the med school card, but I went to Harvard.
Seriously?
First thing when you wanna get something out of someone: make them comfortable. Don't say anything blunt or harsh. In other words, Happy, don't be yourself.
I'd be offended by that if it weren't so true.
Oh my God.
I know. Long rap sheet for a juvenile.
No, I mean his student council photo. Are those parachute pants?
I'm excited to work with a team of geniuses. What are they like?
They're unique.
[later]
Toby, you might wanna take your bra off; Cabe's trainee arrives today.
Just dance, monkey!
It's not the first time that the mentally enabled got hoodwinked for believing everyone's as straightforward as we are.
Ostracized for being too smart. You know, it's Mensa all over again!
You've been discriminated against before for being a genius?
Sort of. Picked on.
Treated different.
Shut out.
But not discriminated against.
Uh...Who here has the law degree?
I hope that was rhetorical.
Are they always like this?
No, sometimes they're weird.
What's up Honey Bear Kitten Pie?
Nothing, you Stupid Dummy Moron Jerk.
We're friends. We're co-workers.
Oh, that's right. That's my mistake. I keep forgetting because of the way you look, feel, and talk about her.
Are you ready for your presentation?
I am. But why'd you have to have Sylvester stay back and watch me?
Because he can do software support from the garage, and we won't be back 'til tomorrow, and he doesn't charge, and baby-sitters do. Why? You love Sylvester!
I do. But he's very...enthusiastic.
[wearing a "GO RALPH!" T-shirt] Packed house! I am so excited for your presentation!
I can see.
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