Wow, even you don't speak Vietnamese.
Well, I could in an hour!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
JPJohn Pandova
What the heck is he doing?!
It's been my experience that if you wait a beat, he usually explains himself.
Ralph, you need to link your software program to the satelite...it can get us satelite data in real time.
I don't think that's a good idea. My professor failed me.
Who cares? Your professor is a human; you are genius. Now, I have faith in your mind, but if you don't, there is no point in you having your ability.
CAgent Cooke
I need proof. And the only way to prove Fort Knox isn't secure is to break in.
TCToby Curtis/Sylvester Dodd
Crazy man says what now?
We can do it.
Really? What makes you think you can handle a switcharoo Indiana Jones couldn't pull off? A giant boulder almost crushed him.
Who's Indiana Jones, a state senator?
I used to think that I had the fourth-highest IQ in the world. But now I realize that you have dropped me down to number 5.
That got you upset?
No! No, what upset me was that you were willing to slow down for me, to let me go down the wrong road when that would have hindered you because I couldn't grasp your work. Never hobble your intelligence for anyone. Because if you do that in this garage, imagine what you'll have to do out there. With the humans. The world needs to catch up to you. Because if it can just a little, imagine what a beautiful place it could be.
In the early years of Scorpion, Mark Collins showed incredible brilliance. One of the smartest members on the team. He amazed me, all of us. He also scared us.
JJudge
How so?
He gets lost in his own mind, his thoughts and his theories. And if you disagree with one of his constructs, he lashes out, gets violent.
MCMark Collins
He's just jealous.
JJudge
Mr. Collins, you will have your chance to speak.
See that look he has? That's a 1. You don't want to see him at 10.
JJudge
As someone who has worked with the applicant and known him in a personal capacity, do you have an opinion regarding his potential release from this facility?
Well as a former colleague, and as a psychiatrist with a degree from Harvar--
MCMark Collins
Harvard Medical School. Big deal. I don't need some elbow-patch professor to tell me what to think. I can create my own knowledge.
Create your own reality.
MCMark Collins
You've always hated me because I came between you and Walter. Because I was his favorite mind. We went places together that you could never even fathom, Toby. All up here.
I'm sure it's lovely in there with all the elf socials and unicorn parties.
JJudge
Dr. Curtis, I just simply need your opinion for the record with respect to Mr. Collins' sanity. How sane is he?
Medically speaking, he's nuttier than peanut brittle.
MCMark Collins
I WILL KILL YOU!
Why do we keep getting invoices from the United States Treasury?
'Cause we flooded Fort Knox.
Oh, right. Well, tell them Homeland will cover it.
ONOksana Nastrova
Chernobyl power plant. In terms of cost and casualties, worst nuclear accident in history. Now, only a fraction of the cesium in the reactor actually melted down.
Don't say we're going there, don't say we're going there...
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Get your passports.
I wish I didn't even have a passport.
We won't have to go in there thanks to old RANDY here.
Randy?
Radiation And Nuclear Deployment Yeoman.
How 'bout VIRGIL? VIrtual Reality Gyroscopic Laborer?
HOWARD. Humanoid-Out-Wandering-About Radiation Device.
Heh heh heh, his name's Randy.
It'll be Chernobyl 2: The Sequel. Nine out of ten sequels are worse than the original!
There's no way down.
Actually, there is, I just didn't mention it earlier.
Is it borderline insane?
Uh, it goes slightly beyond the border.
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OK, when I say 'now,' step off.
I'm just not gonna look.
I think that's wise.
Hey, Big Brain? I'm taking the company car. Keys please.
We don't have a company car.
Your new car's the company car. We voted. It's really nice.
Where is Toby? I didn't see my car in the parking lot.
You mean the company car?
About that. I missed the vote where my car became the company car.
Well, it was a landslide. Your vote wouldn't have mattered.
Where are they?
What?
My car keys, where are they?
To the company car?
IT'S MY CAR, WHERE ARE THEY?!
On my desk. Where're you going?
I'm gonna stop Paige. I uh, I love her. I'm a moron.
Nope. You're just a genius.
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