Now I'm stumped. I got three ways I could beat you, and I don't know which one to choose. I know, I'll use the pawn; they never get to be the hero.
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We checkmated ourselves.
Did you ever think I'd be giving emotional advice to a genius?
It's the blind leading the blind.
Mom, I really need your help with the dance....It seems at these things they use the word as a verb as well as a noun. And I don't know how to do the verb.
Did you see what I just did? I asked Paige if she was OK and even though she told me an obvious lie, I let her be. She clearly doesn't want to get into it. I'm making progress. Good for me!
I'm going to Lancaster....I fell asleep waiting for a response from an internet chat mechanic. She said she would send me something over, but when I woke up, she still hadn't responded. Doesn't make any sense. She's more detail-oriented than you and I put together.
Doubtful. If that were the case she would've sent you the specs.
She is and she hasn't. Something's up.
...
Emotional concern for a fellow mechanic. Fascinating. You know, I think that we're both...evolving.
Good for us.
You'd be very impressed with this newfound handle I have on my emotional state. Now, Paige and Tim are having issues--
That's not a shock. A distance of 7600 miles ain't good for love.
Yes, as I was saying, she's hurting, so she needed space and I gave it to her. I'm making progress. Good for me!
Where's Happy? We have wedding cake to taste, a wedding band to hear, and she still hasn't given me a guest list, despite me being very annoying about it.
Oh, she went to Lancaster to find her gearhead friend.
To track down a nutbar who knows his way around power tools?! Did you ever think of convincing her not to go?!
You need space. I'm gonna give it to you.
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What's your favorite color, Happy?
Chrome.
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Good answer.
You know why you're so worried? She's your friend, and you are pushing so hard and being a pill with all of us because you don't want to lose that friend.
She's someone from a chatroom!
I've been trying to figure out why it's taken so long to get that guest list from you for the wedding. It's 'cause you have no friends to invite outside of Scorpion.
That's ridiculous.
You have spent your whole life convinced you are incapable of friendships with humans. But you bonded with Ada. Whether you like it or not, you have a real, normal, non-Scorpion friend! And that friend has no immune system, a vat of honey for a home, and an oxygen tank with four minutes left on it. And you don't wanna lose her.
One cannot be a friend if one is not available to said friend.
OK, that's it. Where do you learn this nonsense?
It's not nonsense. It's the 8 Smart Steps Certain to Make a Perfect Pal.
Where'd you get that, some stupid magazine? Holy Cosmo! You're getting relationship advice from a supermarket checkout rag!
Keep it down. Paige and I have been getting on better since we decided to be caring friends to each other, but I was concerned that I would eventually do something to mess that up. So I did research to avoid that.
The New England Journal of Medicine is research. You read a periodical with pictures of One Direction.
Tim took the promotion because we both realized it wasn't gonna work out between us.
Oh. I'm sorry. I'll give you some space.
Walter? I know what you're doing. Being a good listener, giving me space, being understanding--
Did you hear us both talking? Because just 'cause I got it from a ladies' magazine doesn't mean I'm not sincere.
I--I didn't hear anything. But I appreciate you trying. And I do feel like you're being sincere.
Well, um, sincerely, I am sorry that you're sad about Tim.
Spiked punch! Just like a real prom.
Like you'd know.
Don't drink the punch, Ralph.
This light is here for a reason, so insane people don't open the door while the turbine is on. So stand back while I open it.
You just brokered a peace treaty. Like a real statesman!
I almost threw up twice.
Let's keep that between us.
You are the one brain I can't crack, 197.
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My name is Walter O'Brien. I have the fourth-highest IQ ever recorded, 197. Einstein's was 160. When I was 11, the FBI arrested me for hacking NASA to get blueprints for my bedroom wall. Now, I run a team of geniuses attacking worldwide threats only we can solve. Toby's our behaviorist, Sylvester's a human calculator, Happy a mechanical prodigy. Agent Cabe Gallo's our government handler. And Paige? Well, Paige isn't like us. She's normal. She translates the world for us while we help her understand her genius son. Together, we are Scorpion.
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